If 007 is james bond...
Then who is 111 ?
Think ...
Think ...
Simple ... Its also james bond in binary form.


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Teacher: What is chemical formula of Water??
Student: H I J K L M N O
Teacher: what the hell you are telling me????
Student: Yesterday you told it is H to O.


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Teacher: is it posible that a person name & surname both r same?
Sardar: ya, if Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara, she becomes Lara Lara!


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Difference Between Before And After Marriage

Before the marriage:

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the top !!!!




Finally a small message for you:

If u want SUCCESS in life; be Sweet as Honey,be Regular as Clock,be Fresh as Rose,be Soft as Tissue, be Strong as Rock,be Sure as Death,and....be Smart as ME